PROFILE?!
PROFILE!?!
DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A GOD DAMN PUSSED OUT PROFILE?! YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE?! DO YA?! I AM YOUR GENERAL! I AM YOUR FUCKING GOD! AND YOU HAD BEST DO AS I FUCKING TELL YOU OR ELSE YOU WILL GET A BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE PISSING SHOE POLISH FOR A MONTH! I AM GENERAL DAHLIA BLACKROSE AND I AM YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE! AT EASE!
I got beer...and I fergot I got beer, then I got whiskey, and then I fergot.......and then I got more beer, and then I saw a elephannnnnnt and it was pinnnnnnk, and I said...hey, fegget-phant, go back tooooo 'fornia!
*staggers a bit, hitting the wall hard*
((my RP dudes are gonna get a helluva lot less serious, btw, I'm bored.))
*with a deft flick, the blade suddenly twirls out and back into the staff/sheath, the whistle of the thin steel sword piercing the room before a leaf that had been falling nearby falls into two halves*
*he unsheathes it again, albeit slowly, and seems to hold it strangely, feeling its balance*
Hmmm, needs oiling.
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.....well, yes. I do hope that you are not offended if he said anything on my behalf n the matter, he speaks for those who wish not to be spoken for, sadly. I do not compare myself to many, and you....
....There is things that must be discussed involving a man named Abbas Abbud. Kebin thinks you and that Blue Spy will help him get the man out in the open...